Someone

Please can someone call my agent.

Or tell someone who I am.

Just someone make sure someone knows,

I'm someone, if they can.

Because someone put me on the list,

though I don’t remember who.

But they said that I was someone,

perhaps they said the same to you.

I thought that I was someone,

Turns out I’m someone else.

But I would rather be no-one at all,

than anyone but myself.